fenrism:

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Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

ficcyshit:

wyvernsdreams:

If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

Here’s a link to a numerated list of all known pokemon (check the Ndex column-the Sdex refreshes each generation).

cosmicspread:

rub my back and make my decisions for me

marctheknight:

Barack we’ve been over this

esakris:

Here’s the babe aka Pirate Queen, because she literally is Queen, featuring freckles because how could I not?? step on me pls

Daud: *kills empress*
Corvo: you fucked up
Billie Lurk: you fucked up
Outsider: you fucked up
Daud: I think i fucked up

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(insp.)

calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

“War … war never changes.”

Chris Pratt | Glamour magazine, August 2014

lazyenigma:

i found these photos from the day after prom like two months ago oh my

raybutts:

I can make your

image

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.